treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
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Rats....screaming didn't help.I'm still here. This place is freaking DEAD. Quick, somebody PLEASE start a fight. All this quiet niceness is getting on my nerves.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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Seriously, I could probably spew out a ton of obscenities and if it weren't for the [*d`oh!*] filters no one would ever know.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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John_Holmes
FUG Freshman
Reged: 04/14/09
Posts: 22
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girls have a penis and boys have a vagina
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masterbeater
Mega FUG
Reged: 07/23/07
Posts: 7920
Loc: Spotsylvania
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get off the piano, little ahole.
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LastManStanding
FUGmaster Flash
Reged: 01/30/03
Posts: 10692
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I thought it was the boy telling Scwhartz, not the other way around.
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Philosophy of Beer
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gargayle
FUG For Life
Reged: 01/14/03
Posts: 50393
Loc: St. Somewhere
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No. He's got a tumor.
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Silence is golden - Duct Tape is Silver!
I decided to put a stop payment on my reality check.
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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Quote:
girls have a penis and boys have a vagina
I had to read that twice before I noticed....damnnn.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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masterbeater
Mega FUG
Reged: 07/23/07
Posts: 7920
Loc: Spotsylvania
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I'm going out to dig up a couple of little oaks. They got the pretty lacy leaves. Of course they sprouted in the wrong garden. so tree, i can't help you.
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Palehorse
Mega FUG
Reged: 05/12/03
Posts: 9240
Loc: Tone
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Quote:
King Midas encounters the soon-to-be "GoldMember"
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News Flash: Michael Jackson was alive hours before his death!
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soldbyme
Super FUG
Reged: 07/01/08
Posts: 4926
Loc: At the beach - I wish!
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Mini-metal?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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Hawkrider
FUG Addict
Reged: 03/05/08
Posts: 1584
Loc: location, location....
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 Somebody tell a joke.
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kimcmitch
FUGmaster Flash
Reged: 01/20/05
Posts: 19476
Loc: this side of the mountain
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How about I pick a fight with the guy at work who got some sort of seafood soup and ate it in the lobby of our building. Now my office reeks. The exhaust from the leaf blowers (Thursday is grass cutting day) is better than this stink.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience.
We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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soldbyme
Super FUG
Reged: 07/01/08
Posts: 4926
Loc: At the beach - I wish!
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Please post pictures after you whoop him.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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RichOnTheRoad
FUGmaster Flash
Reged: 06/08/02
Posts: 11525
Loc: on the road
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Flame Warriors
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dadster3
FUG Honcho
Reged: 01/15/03
Posts: 1895
Loc: Wakefield Free State
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Obama wants to bus known socialists into your neighborhood to seize your guns, give your hard-earned money to welfare queens and kill your puppies.
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All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. (Ernest Hemingway)
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masterbeater
Mega FUG
Reged: 07/23/07
Posts: 7920
Loc: Spotsylvania
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Mean while, we will be on the bus out of town rolling over the cliff. Problem solved.
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dadster3
FUG Honcho
Reged: 01/15/03
Posts: 1895
Loc: Wakefield Free State
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uh, okaaaaay....
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All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. (Ernest Hemingway)
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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Quote:
welfare queens
Could you clairify please?
Is that welfare queens as in females milking the welfare system or homosexuals on welfare??
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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soldbyme
Super FUG
Reged: 07/01/08
Posts: 4926
Loc: At the beach - I wish!
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Quote:
and kill your puppies.
Why not kill the cats?
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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Cause the last one to post something mean about kitties got publically castrated.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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soldbyme
Super FUG
Reged: 07/01/08
Posts: 4926
Loc: At the beach - I wish!
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Glad I don't have to worry about that.
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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In that case you'll have your arm pulled off and be beaten about the head and shoulders with it.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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soldbyme
Super FUG
Reged: 07/01/08
Posts: 4926
Loc: At the beach - I wish!
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I'm glad they're not too muscular then.
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bbc
FUGmaster Flash
Reged: 03/04/04
Posts: 15991
Loc: Fredericksburg
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Quote:
Quote:
welfare queens
Could you clairify please?
Is that welfare queens as in females milking the welfare system or homosexuals on welfare??
Yes.
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Paxex: "I do not attack my neighbors unprovoked. If I do, I apologize."
Paxex: "He didn't, but I can tell he is. I know the type (stereotyping can save so much time)."
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dadster3
FUG Honcho
Reged: 01/15/03
Posts: 1895
Loc: Wakefield Free State
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OOPS! DELETE! OOPS! DELETE! OOPS! DELETE!
I responded, posted, and exited FredTalk before I realized Treeclimber's question was not addressed to me!
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All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. (Ernest Hemingway)
Edited by dadster3 (04/23/09 05:50 PM)
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dadster3
FUG Honcho
Reged: 01/15/03
Posts: 1895
Loc: Wakefield Free State
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Gawd, what a day. Okay, so Treeclimber's question is addressed to me....
I meant "welfare queens" in the Reaganesque sense of primarily inner city black women--with a bazillion kids from different absentee fathers--driving cadillacs, although Reagan never actually saw or met one as far as I know.
(If this doesn't start a fight then I suppose I could say something guaranteed to put L&L's skivvies in a knot....)
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All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. (Ernest Hemingway)
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liveandlearn
Master FUGer
Reged: 08/09/06
Posts: 2669
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I could say something guaranteed to put L&L's skivvies in a knot....
bet you can't. LnL is sweet as pie and doesn't ever get riled. Sad times when my skivvies in a knot passes for entertainment. Besides, I don't wear skivvies - lord, what kind of women do you hang out with?
bbc, I'm glad you're back. I thought maybe you were sick.
PS: true_bob, where are you?
Edited by liveandlearn (04/23/09 08:58 PM)
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dadster3
FUG Honcho
Reged: 01/15/03
Posts: 1895
Loc: Wakefield Free State
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Quote:
Besides, I don't wear skivvies....
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All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. (Ernest Hemingway)
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liveandlearn
Master FUGer
Reged: 08/09/06
Posts: 2669
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Skivvies
Edited by liveandlearn (04/24/09 12:58 PM)
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dadster3
FUG Honcho
Reged: 01/15/03
Posts: 1895
Loc: Wakefield Free State
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Thanks for both responses. I rest my case. 
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All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. (Ernest Hemingway)
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liveandlearn
Master FUGer
Reged: 08/09/06
Posts: 2669
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Why on earth are you troubled that I don't wear men's underwear?
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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Maybe he has an underwear fettish.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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rellascout
FUGmaster Flash
Reged: 02/09/04
Posts: 12820
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Quote:
Maybe he has an underwear fettish.
Whats underwear?
Rellascout
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers-Thomas Pynchon
Meet the new boss same as the old Boss-Townsend
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treeclimber
FUG Dignitary
Reged: 12/14/02
Posts: 28597
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You know, those things you wear under.
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Don't ask me to come easy,
Tonight, let me walk away,
Smile at me again tomorrow,
And let this last another day.
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rellascout
FUGmaster Flash
Reged: 02/09/04
Posts: 12820
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Quote:
You know, those things you wear under.
Under where?
Rellascout
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers-Thomas Pynchon
Meet the new boss same as the old Boss-Townsend
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